Jessica Simpson,
Where has your love gone?
It's not in your music, no.
You need a vacation,
To wake up the cavemen
And take them to Mexico.
Jessica,
Jessica Simpson,
You've got it all wrong.
Your fraudulent smile,
The way that you faked it the day that you died.
My body's in shambles
Encrusted with brambles
That sharpen the air I breathe.
What's on the menu,
Jessica can you
Take down my order, please?
Jessica,
Jessica Simpson,
You've got it all wrong.
Your fraudulent smile,
The way that you faked it the day that you died.
Tomorrow gets closer,
A purple bulldozer
Is calling you on the phone.
Your love life precedes you,
Your son-in-law feeds you,
Injections of Cortisone.
Jessica,
Jessica Simpson,
You've got it all wrong.
Your fraudulent smile,
The way that you faked it the day that you died.
Jessica Simpson,
Where has your love gone?
It's not in your music,
So where has it gone?
Then, Jessica...